Happy anniversary

It's much easier to arrange a wedding than you might think.

Print out your own invitations.

Order a cake from the supermarket.

Have your uncle perform the service.

Hold it in your mother's living room.

Have your nephew play the keyboard and your niece to be the flower girl.

Say "I do" when prompted.

Then embark on the most important and satisfying experience you're ever going to be a part of.

Simple.

Happy anniversary, sweetie.